Awkward times.

sluggishmemory:

kissunderamistletoe:

hershaaawwwnomnomnom:

epikeishadaawg:ohmyfriend:mylovesong:lostinthepast:

Socially Awkward Situation #1: 
You’re in class and you want to cough. Some other guy just coughed, now you have to wait. 

Socially Awkward Situation #2: 
Someone calls in your direction. You raise your hand to wave. It turns out they weren’t calling you. You casually fake a head-scratch. It’s too late; everyone saw. 

Socially Awkward Situation #3: 
You sit down on a chair and it makes a fart-like noise. You attempt to make the noise several more times so that everyone knows you didn’t really fart. 

Socially Awkward Situation #4: 
You hold the door open for one person. Now you have to hold it for everyone behind them; if you let go, they’ll think you’re selfish and un-mannered. 

Socially Awkward Situation #5: 
Talk to your date while eating. Accidentally spit a tiny bit of food onto them. 

Socially Awkward Situation #6: 
“Excuse me, do you stock ________?” 
But they don’t work there. 

Socially Awkward Situation #7: 
He goes in for a high-five. You go in for props. 

Socially Awkward Situation #8: 
Walk into the washroom and the stalls are full; pretend you only came here to wash your hands then leave. 

Socially Awkward Situation #9: 
You check your phone because you have nothing to say to the conversation. 

Socially Awkward Situation #10: 
Someone comes online; you say “hey”, they go offline. 

Socially Awkward Situation #11: 
The person in front is walking slightly slower than you are. You walk at an uncomfortable speed to get past them. 

Socially Awkward Situation #12: 
Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance. 

Socially Awkward Situation #13: 
You say “hi” to someone. It comes out as a whisper. 

Socially Awkward Situation #14: 
You fart and sneeze at the same time.

(via riciel)

2 years ago  /  6,397 notes  /  Source: riciel